danburytomorrow:

motheatendeerhead:

This is what we need reported more in the media-positive stories

god 

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This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.

nerdgasming:

castielofasgard:

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I fucking lost it at “chilly stumps”,

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troyesivan:

nickywirefanclub:

this comment speaks to my soul

poetry

troyesivan:

nickywirefanclub:

this comment speaks to my soul

poetry

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sweet-bitsy:

breanieswordvomit:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me. 

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

I’M SO HAPPY

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diagondaley:

buttgenie:

i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens

#especially those sarcastic witty teachers who have amazing comebacks but everyone is fucking moronic and not intelligent enough to understand the beauty of what theyre saying and i get so upset

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getoffmybloghoe:

*rides dick to church*

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

time-lord-swag:
“Superman dat hoe.” -Soulja Boy

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

time-lord-swag:

“Superman dat hoe.” -Soulja Boy


the-misfit-wallflower:

photo-sporadic:

You me at six- Bite my tongue 

q’d

the-misfit-wallflower:

photo-sporadic:

You me at six- Bite my tongue 

q’d

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thankengine:

thankengine:

i figured out how to request money on paypal

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my mother just called and she didnt even say hello she just said no

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